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danieltflynn
1 day ago on May 17, 2013 at 04:36pm
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so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
Slam me in my tender butthole
I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
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Billy would be very proud of this adaptation.
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